Thursday, December 17, 2009

he should be assigned an extra aide or two
to help him carry around his huge stainless steel balls
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for a buttload o' laffs git on over here
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murder tom friedman for peace in the Muslim world

I think someone should run over tom friedman's head with an Oldsmobile, see if that fixes things. if not, it's no biggee, we'll just try something else. as I'm sure tom will agree, it's worth a shot.
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From the archives...Joe Lieberman in 16 seconds

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Sandy gits his Christmas on

if you squint your eyes and tilt your head and smoke some dope, this is Santa and his reindeer after crashing into a big red tree and there's a giant blue slinky too. one of the reindeer has been decapitated and his head is on fire. and also Santa has a stiffy. plus these are the lyrics to my new Christmas song. and I'm not kiddin'. plus I can't photograph Christmas lights for shit nor shinola. trust me, when seen from the highway these lights look like a fabulous mess. 6 out of 10 passersby are heard to remark, is that idiot drinkin' again?
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back at the end of August
just didn't go quite far enough
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guess what Obama, fuck you

apparently having a base and congressional majorities is getting to be a drag for you. well I'll help you out in that area, I'm done. I didn't work to elect you so you could kiss the ass of the grinning jerk who just fucked me and millions like me out of affordable health insurance. good luck finding one of your new lieberfriends to replace me.
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News



Why are the right-wingers going into one of their spasmodic autoerotic frenzies over Chuck Schumer telling the junior NY senator, Kirsten Gillibrand, that the flight attendant was a "bitch" - when, for years, those same right-wingers routinely called Gillibrand's predecessor, Hillary Clinton, the same thing? I want to see their birth certificates!

In other news, Roy Disney has become the second entrepreneur of a fantasy world to pass away this week, following Oral Roberts. Who will be the third?
little Harry's lunch money gone again

allowing the repubs to use a Dem healthcare amendment that has zero chance of passage to tie up the place for a day. and then as Harry unwedgies his underpants he directs his spokesman to release some weakass piece of shit about funding for "the troops", the kind of pandering crap that anyone with a brain knows only works for the repubs. it is unpossible for there to be a less effective majority leader than Reid
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if Reid isn't cashing a paycheck from the RNC he certainly should be. he has joined with the Republicans in slowing down this healthcare bill at every opportunity. recall when he anointed the non-doings of Baucus' finance committee way back at the end of the summer.
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via Steve Benen "* Update: Demonstrating, once again, who the bigger man is, Sanders pulled his amendment, rather than let the delays continue. He called the GOP tactics an "outrage," which seems like the appropriate description."

pulling the amendment is what should have been done instantly. and the GOP tactics are not an "outrage", they are exactly what they said they were going to do. can someone on the Dem team buy a fucking clue?
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The Michael Steele Animation Is Back!

went to the grocery store today thinking maybe I'd pick up some bananas, but what they had on offer was more in the form of a banana futures contract. I passed, not being into the necessary long term banana planning. potential bananas were not really what I had in mind. I moved on to the bread department half expecting to find small barrels of wheat for sale and nearly tripped over a gamboling litter of piglets escaped from the meat case.
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"there need to be consequences"

exactly. may I suggest an even better way. forget Snowe, do what it takes to get holy joe's vote and then fuck him. there need to be consequences. I refuse to lift a finger to help the Democratic party if the power we secure for them is handed out to our enemies. there need to be consequences for the Democratic leadership as well.
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

makes some delicious cheese
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Oral Roberts dies, Anal Roberts Lives

The New Republican dying
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joe lieberman is a republican

he was elected with repub money and repub votes, he campaigned for a repub for pres, he's doing the repub job of obstructionism in the senate, making every Democratic bill worse. and yet he holds an important seat of power that the Dems control. so Dem leadership, howzabout a little different take on this situation. don't explain to me why lieberman holds a committee chairmanship, explain to me why you haven't given one to Sen. Mitch McConnell.
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Monday, December 14, 2009

I have a nephew who can clear a very large room with a single fart, I had no idea he was in Boston. Hi Rob.
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related note, here's a funny quote I'd never read about Boston's famous Big Dig: At the beginning of the project, Congressman Barney Frank asked, "Rather than lower the expressway, wouldn't it be cheaper to raise the city?"
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wapo must DIE!

the only click wapo ever gets from me is to Ezra Klein, but I really hate doing it. would much prefer he worked for a non-evil outlet.
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and three is a trend

if your computer is throwing errors like Frisbees on the Quad and your hard drive utility don't do squat, the next best place to check is your memory sticks. reseat them, pull one at a time, etc.
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Harry Reid we have had ENOUGH!

lieberman is demoralizing your base, get rid of him or we stay home in droves
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I don't give a flying fuck what he does from this point forward, the last straw has landed

until lieberman loses his chairmanship, I am done with the Democrats. they have lost a foot soldier, I cannot be a member of a party too weak to discipline such betrayal, simple as that.
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Sunday, December 13, 2009

This is not a nightmare, it is really happening


I'm not a prick all the time

I know the reason for the season. it's to put smiles on children's faces and to enjoy the glow. on Saturday afternoon the thrift shop did a Christmas shopping event for the children of families on hard times. each child was given a $10 certificate to buy gifts for the family, something quite doable at our prices(plus we had some kid-only specials). we closed the store to everyone else and the children were turned loose with a personal shopping assistant (the volunteers) assigned to each for help and advice, while the parents cooled their heels out in the hall. the conversations and decisions were sweet and funny, the store was full of smiles and laughs and touching moments. and then some more volunteers helped with the wrapping. and at the end a visit with wonderful Santa Bob. a long-lasting glow, I'm grinning as I write this.

and for the cutest thing you've seen in a while go here
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

and Kelly Clarkson sings her latest hit
'Jeans Fulla Cheeseburgers, Heart Fulla Love'
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
Socialist Cretins are EATING MY BABIES!!!
and for Easter they can do a Crucifixmas tree, or maybe a bunny nailed to a cross. New Years Eve toasts can be made with a glass of water and a prayer. 4th of July would be great for burning crosses, unless the Klan has some sort of trademark rights. Halloween is perfect for blood of Christ candy, trick and turn the other cheek. of course loaves and fishes for Thanksgiving. Valentine's Day is a toughie, maybe something with Cupid's arrows and stigmata. Arbor Day is a nobrainer ...

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ten blogs a blubbering

4600 humps a humping

five golden McSweeney's
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um Madonna, maybe long sleeves would be a good look for you ...& Paris Hilton visits her well dressed dentist


The Poodle Bites, The Poodle Chews It.









Lagniappe: In case you missed it, the CBC has a three part radio show about Zappa, I Am All Day and Night: The Music of Frank Zappa. Tip of the hat to DarkBlack.



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Friday, December 11, 2009

Dave Liles


Terrorist Gets Cleaned Up For His Trial





No news yet on whether or not Courtroom Sketch Artists will be allowed in the courtroom.

Clowns and Balloons


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oh noes, look what hell the sketch artists have unleashed
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shorter Jenny Sanford: y'all think stupid little Markie is phony and sanctimonious, well check me out
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